the approaching end of 08'

sup?...i've been gone for a while now, but fellow briganites, it has not been in vain...Actually yes, it has been in vanity...I got back on the iron horse and loss 15 pounds...hair is longer, beard fuller, thighs...remain with their overwhelming girth intact...Let's see...where to begin...ummm...my estranged (by choice) little brother announced that he will be marrying the soul devouring cunt wagon who was originally served up to the Rebound Girl Gods...I still don't know exactly how I feel about this...You see we, I mean the men in my family, are the wolves that get caught in traps...We would rather bite off our limbs to survive than admit capture...now apply this to the childish need to never admitting fault or error and what you have is a 21 year old moron who would rather knowingly marry the wrong girl before admitting she was so...what a dumb fuck...The holidays were good to me...meaning I was good to me because if I actually waited around for an obese toy collector with a penchant for B and E's, I would never recieve any gifts...I recieved a christmas card from an old friend across the country and it got me thinking how much I hate the fact that letter writing is dead...Every single letter I have ever recieved, I still keep in a box to this day...It's such a meaningful and warm way to contact...better yet, connect through conversation...Fucking Tech Junkies you bastards killed an art form...Even break-up letters pwn...I can't re-call the name but I was watching some movie where the guy said he wasn't coming back to hear and it was best that they would just end it and the camera captured a single tear smashing into the third paragraph of the letter...THAT'S POWER...Every time I break-up over the phone, the chick hangs up before it gets resoundingly passionate...I'm just a passion addict...Even when I brush my teeth, I'm on some "Yes, I'm glaring at you motherfucker!?!?!, why are you so fucking crooked?" type shit... Job is still entertaining...Monotony can be entertaining sometimes...yes I just fucking paradoxed...Jane reads my blog lol...the heartless phenom apparently takes breaks from her insipid frozen yogurt selling to browse your favorite blogger's favorite blog...You don't understand, this is a crowning achievement...There's Nuremberg and than this...(please tell me you know what took place there, i.e. read a book fuck job) On a lighter note...People I know are dying...It's getting closer to home now...Manolo (an angel of a man) passed away this month, followed by Eartha Kitt (the old chick Eddie sleeps with in Boomerang)...OJ is finally in jail (and black people say they never beat the system)...The Whites finally won one...They went back to the verdict reading after his ALLEGED murdering of his bitch and that white dude...and the blacks were just fucking going nuts...jumping on cars similar to the way they did it in A Time To Kill (close your eyes...now imagine she's white) ::::cue tears:::: That parts always gets me...anyway...so they flashback and my favorite image is the white woman next to a black woman and it envelops so much irony...Skipping the whole black-white thing as both ends of the color spectrum...it was both sides of the emotionaly spectrum as well (and the black girl had on a fashion nightmare)...images of that nature are just so appealing...I will be having biscuits and gravy for breakfast this morning...I just have to...its been so long...All I want is : Coffee, scrambled cheese eggs, biscuits and white sausage gravy, and toast, with a tall glass of OJ...OMGGGGGGGGGGG...My fucking mouth is watering...I'm going to call up Agent M to entice her into accompaning me to this extravaganza of splendor...Video Games pwn...I just beat Saint's Row 2 (perfection)...and fable 2, and now I'm tuning myself into my color...I bought NHL 09', don't let their dancing fool you...White people can pwn...Hockey is hard as fuck...My other brother is doing good (finally), going to work less sporatically...feels like we should celebrate...(applebee's ?)...my sister is pwning all sorts of shit...singing, basketball, life...Planning big things for 09', writing my screen play, overseas traveling, teeth fixing...oh yeah..09' is gonna be a cluster fuck of goodness...and I will prevail...Let's see if anything else pops off before the ball drops...


Til 09'...FYDS

-DB

Hi PURPLE BITCH