don't stopppp...believin'!!!

home...went out for a few drinks after work...Had that Sarah Marshall stuck in my head (What are you doing here?...I came here to murder you LOLOL)...Had some laughs tonight...as per usual they were at the expense of drunk white people...I pull it off rather well (my skin is camoflage) but I just see so many differences between us...You really can't define someone by their color...I know I know...I'm late, cut me some slack...Updates...Diet went to shit more times than my nephew (and that little fucker is a shitter extrodinare)...Still single...got a sick horoscope though...had the longest talk in our history with Agent M...We could've negotiated the surrender at appomatox (read a fucking book)...She's in florida with Big T...honey moon type shit...atleast one of us is doing it big, LIVING THE DREAM lol...our show is in pre-post-production...my novel is blocked...im getting through Dostoevsky but it can be painful...people think I'm funny...I mean I know I'm funny but I got fuckers saving voicemails for months...replaying them for their friends and shit...its cool and shit...i appreciate the love...I just wish more people would hate me lol...Atleast than I can point and say "you see"...THATS THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING ANY PLAY lol...Haven't seen my little brother in forever...K-rock is doing her thing...volleyball/basketball/modeling/drama club...I didnt know that they let girls have their own teams though...I mean I know they can play during gym but its like legal now for them to organize and ball out hardcore...I fought for the mic on stage with Sloppy Seconds to tear down Dont Stop Believing...Zulu and Angel helped out...a little lol...Pats lost to the Jets tonight...but it was awesome for a second though...I mean this dude Moss totally pwned with that endzone my-feet-are-both-in-but-you're-gonna-review-it-anyway-cause-I-just-shit-on-the-Gay-defending-me Catch...I'm biting the bullet tomorrow and joining a gym...I didn't want to but I have to take this seriously...Saw a pregnant chick today...it was cool...I forgot that babies come out in like 9 months or something like that...Cause I would have sworn that she has been preggy preg for like 2 years...maybe this is like a sneak pregnancy...to hide the first one...Oh im pregnant but I dont like the guy Im with so let me have this one and get pregnant again quickly and no one will notice cause now I'm with this nice dude and the baby I hid under the bleachers left to survive on the half a snickers bar I left with IT might come back to haunt me wearing a freaky mask and it slays every single one of my friends in it's hunt for revenge...lol...I think thats a movie...titanic i think?...let's talk about stories....sides of them...victim, killer, witness...lying witness, vengeful victim, reluctant killer?...you know what...NO...i'm not gonna un-cover the truth to you people...I take too much pleasure in letting you rock...letting you parade around with your version of "what happened"...idiots...I'm gonna write tomorrow...but hey...i like the new pictures...looking good kiddo...always glad to see quality acting as such...good night clowns


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-DB