Sarah Palin is fucking hot...Doesn't she look like a older Cuban Tina Fey?...Fuck that she can get it...And knwoing that her daughter is 17 is the only thing that would stop me from tapping that as well...She is a looker....John Mccain is amazing...ever see him get asked a question that pisses him off? He does this "This motherfucker?!?!?" smile...it always gets me...I'll tell you what...if they would abandon this off shore drilling idea and adapt a more stoic, timid and peaceful view for foreign relations, I would vote republican...and I say this honestly...Obama is charismatic and as everybody knows eloquent...but its the truth when they say he has no experience...it's fact...If this was any other job and they chose Mitt Romney instead of Mccain people would be forced to swallow that fact...Yet they suppress it like it doesn't exist...Idealism is a disappearing coin trick...It is a great idea for parties and may get you laid but in a world where nobody plays by the rules and lives are at stake, Voters SHOULD choose without bias...Georgie fucked up...He got caught playing the political game the same way every president before played...The nigga just got caught...Its also because of the internet...he isn't dumb...he is just not a orator...and in this day and age, every mistake is recorded and upload to poke fun at within seconds...Kennedy was boning bitches everyday (quoted saying "3 a day was necessary for normal function") Marilyn Monroe was catching Kennedy dick weekly and he still goes down as an awesome president...Nixon got caught and crucified...Clinton finagles a blow J and we still love him...when he was bombing hospitals covertly in Bosnia, why didnt they George Bush him? Cause Americans are fickle...We care about bullshit...Real issues are never taken into consideration...Shit, even fucking Diddy was looking for votes against Bush...Just look at it this way...If you needed surgery...The Doctor walks in and he's this charismatic and good looking dude...tells you that everything will be alright, places his hand on yours and puts you at ease...Right before going under He lets you know that this is his first surgery and the only other doctor is a veteran who no one likes because of his character...what do you do? Will you honestly let this guy operate? The answer is no...So grow the fuck up...Yes I will be voting for Obama but only because its the lesser of 2 evils...not because I want to...He isn't martin luther king jr...So stop pretending he is...I know this chick on facebook who writes some of the dumbest commentary as her status everytime something happens...She makes me sick...To think that she actually represents a vote is stomach turning at the least...I'm going to bed early today...Had me a cup of Yoohoo and 3 pieces of wheat bread with butter...Thats right butter...the shit needs a better slogan...Butter, cause you can't spread pussy on pancakes...LOL...That would be an awesome ad.
P.S. I would totally lay Palin down in the oval office, spread those alaskan legs open and before devour her republican candy pot...drown her in butter for good measure. FYDS.
-DB
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Its the 16th of September and you havent written anything new. Come on...i mean, with all the new fans storming in to read you blog, you could at least write something every day or two. Or is that too much to handle DB.
-concerned reader
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