Friday, August 29, 2008

Get a life...

You know what happened on my way to work today? I, DB, was fucking left speechless...It was a single phrase that left me completely baffled...No retort...Nothing...As I approached the toll booth for the Lincoln tunnel, I realized that I had a 5, 2 singles and a 100 dollar bill...Obviously, the toll is 8 dollars because the PA (port authority) hates me...So I pull up behind a bus and quickly draw 1 dollar from my change bank (middle cupholders)...I thought I was being polite...I mean, who wants to give up 92 dollars from there drawer?...So I hand the guy the 7 bucks and apologize for the inconvinience as I hand him the 4 nickels and 8 dimes...When he is done counting, I say, "Have a nice day, boss." Do you know what this motherfucker said to me...This old white acne having ass cocksucker says, "Get a Life." Doesn't look up. I say, "what?" Son of a bitch cocksmoker mumbles again, "Get a Life.":::::::::::crickets::::::::::::::What the fuck was that about? Get a Life? Are you fucking kidding me? Motherfucker, do you know you are a toll booth attendant? Do you know you are in the same league as the fuckers who rip your movie tickets in half and direct you to your theater? (2? Ok, theater 5...thats all the way in the back to your left.) I'd rather you spit in my face, call my relatives all sorts of shit and threaten to kick my ass....Dont fool me with trickery....So fuck you toll booth guy...Next time I see you, I'mma gonna look you right in the eye and ask you one simple question...How commited are you to cucumbers?

fyds...futbg (fuck you toll booth guy)...tybd (thank you Big Du)

-DB

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