Sunday, July 27, 2008

Ping Poon Ping

The last few weeks have flown by. I feel like a fucking weed caught in the current. Yeah I'm moving but nothing major. I'm just rocking back and forth, biding my time...I'm a fucking piece of kelp. With more money in the bank because, Not Going Out + Working On Sunday = $, which in turn = Less Drinking = Not Being Such A Fat Lard Ass Whale Neck. Ok thats over...

I bought the Perfect Pushup. Rotates your arms 180 degrees...like in a punch. Developed by a ex-Navy seal. LOL. So after he retired from life saving missions of espionage around the globe this man decided to become an inventor. "Hey after we get back from Bagdhad, I'm gonna put a uncomfortable handle on a rotating disc and help 10000 americans tighten up their pecs." Infomercial products pwn. My chest after intermediate level pushups feel like I can crush baby bunnies and slipped them under my nipples. Firm yet they still give a little. Well in actuality its not the Perfect Pushup. Its the Push Up Pro. So yeah, I bought a replica of a major TV Infomercial product. I'mma leave for work soon, so I'll get off now. Bang out another set of "intermediate pushups" (the girl ones/on my knees) and ponder how much I'm saving while the rest of the world is out enjoying life.

FYDS,
-DB

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